Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

Autor: Steve Martin

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus <br />Be dull and boring and omnipresent <br />Criticize things you don't know about <br />Be oblong and have your knees removed - Steve Martin

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