Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.

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“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusin…”

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”