Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me working out. I have the body of a fisherman.

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Alway…”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”