Because even after all this, I still loved her. Love and hate were two sides of the same coin, and my coin was destined to land with love facing up. And the minute I made peace with those odds was the minute I'd start winning.

“If wishes were fishes, this whole place would really stink.”

“Ah, dear, sweet Eden. To quote the great Rhett Butler, you need to be fucked an…”

“Nice, Dex,” she sneered. “You couldn’t wait to get in her pants, could you? You…”

“The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigaret…”