Because sometimes I lie, Perry. We all lie, even you, but not everyone is brave enough to admit it.

“Baby, I love you, more than ever, more than anything in the fucking world. You …”

“I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.”“You should feel bad,” I yel…”

“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mounta…”

“Somehow, by dealing with the dead, I had never felt so alive.”