Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could simply read, "Here lies." And then people who knew me could walk by, shake their head, and say, "Ain't that the truth.

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“I put the choir in kissing. Too bad there’s no sing in fornicating. But that do…”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try s…”

“Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the myst…”