Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.

“A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a me…”

“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”

“You may be dying, but I’m going to have a picnic and enjoy this glorious day. I…”

“Yesterday was my last day at work. My coworkers were so sad they all pitched in…”