Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.

“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to …”

“I bought an empty safe, and I keep it empty, because safety doesn’t exist, so m…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own b…”