Ben had never seen another hotel quite like The Mandrake. The valets were all dressed like Roman Centurions, the Doorman was dressed like Caesar, and the bellmen all had dark blue business suits and Donald Trump wigs.

“An empty room holds nothing but memories. At least it would, if I didn’t just f…”

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”

“Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’v…”

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”