Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

“Love is always there when you don’t need it, and when you need it and it’s not …”

“There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as lo…”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“When I was in the second grade, I used to think love was the feeling a man gets…”