Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal, doesn't mean you can't be immature indefinitely.

“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to A…”

“My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.”

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it u…”