Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.

“I can read people like an open book, especially if their named Braille, and I’m…”

“I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how se…”

“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a …”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”