Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 


“I’d rather jump in a tank with a tiger shark than make love to his right hand. …”

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“I could inject a brick in each of my butt cheeks and then be like ancient Greec…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”