Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class.


“My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than …”

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Do…”

“When I think of Vermont, I think of Connecticut.”

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”