Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear blankets out in public.


“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”

“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”

“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I wa…”

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you …”