Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because we’ll continue kicking them after they’re in the street.


“Losing a child must be the second most painful thing ever. The most painful thi…”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”

“A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.”

“The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignorin…”