Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains.


“I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one spea…”

“Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle t…”

“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.”

“Having kids and making kids are two different hobbies. I don’t have any childre…”