Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.

“If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and …”

“The Bible says man has sin nature, but do clones have sin nature?”

“10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure t…”

“A brick is like fruitcake. You don’t want to use it up all at once, and in fact…”