Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right breast.

“In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.”

“It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blin…”

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were s…”

“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts coo…”