Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them.

“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also ar…”

“Murdering a mute to silence him is overkill.”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”