Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them.

“You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommen…”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it neede…”

“Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was to…”

“You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. I…”