Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even …”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”