Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

“Customer: Where are your fictional novels?”

“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Di…”

“CUSTOMER: You know that film, Coraline?BOOKSELLER: Yes, indeed.CUSTOMER: My dau…”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to b…”