Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.


“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electric…”

“Don’t tell me to write your story. Write your own story. If you won’t write it …”

“The Frosted Flakes sales team once described me as “Flakey.” I was highly flatt…”

“The sun is a flower, and it burns my goddamn nostrils like the scent of love, w…”