Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear. I know I’ll be hiding my political perspectives.

“I live 20 miles away from 30 miles per hour. Horses get great gas mileage.”

“He doesn’t have sex with sheep—he sleeps with scapegoats. He is my father, and …”

“I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.”

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”