Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:

Brick: Hello!

Blanket: Hi!

Brick: How are you?

Blanket: Good. You?

Brick: Good.

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for…”

“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my cl…”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”

“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football ga…”