Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engage in homosexuality in. Crazy, right? Well, it is 2012, and I think the world is progressive enough to finally accept houses.


“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like …”

“I once went toe to toe with an international thumb war champion.”

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”

“I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.”