Bring it on, Pinecone Face!

“He could still see the dragon just fine. It was about sixty feet long, snout to…”

“I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I’m on y…”

“Fighting giants was one thing. Bacchus making into a game was something else.”

“I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.”