Brown ties are barely even good enough to wipe my ass with.

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”