But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plane ticket to Las Vegas.

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because…”

“If I exhaled parachutes, I might breathe from great heights.”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”