But sometimes normal just isn't happening. Sometimes crazy feels too good to resist.

“Someday I'm going to throw you across his back and ride off west with you...and…”

“Believe me, when my ‘personal endowments’ are being discussed, I always pay att…”

“In bed she was affectionate and even frolicsome—the previous night she had clim…”

“Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropria…”