By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.

“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes …”

“If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomor…”

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you …”

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, y…”