Call me Red Thunder. My partner, Silent Lightning, is invisible, but noisy.

“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because l…”

“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield…”

“I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.”

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”