Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.

“A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and…”

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.”