Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’ll hop out.

“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. St…”

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”