Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

“If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you…”

“A whisper is the shadow of a shout, and I keep a few in my wallet to use at the…”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.”