Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.

“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toi…”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was re…”

“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”