Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

“I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a pe…”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”

“John Nobody, a Nobody Inc. spokesperson, declined to comment. Or prove his exis…”

“I have as much style as a turnstile. Thrust your hips into me.”