Chilli dawgs always bark at night.

“When my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too old to care?”

“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life…”

“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and g…”

“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothi…”