Chivalry, stimulating conversations, everything is said to be a lost art nowadays. But nothing is a lost art, unless it’s a sunken statue—in a river of lava.

“I’d punch a guy that likes a girl 16 years younger. Especially if that guy was …”

“I had to close the door on our friendship, because he kept climbing in through …”

“I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I near…”

“Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.
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