Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shopping.

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“The picture is grainy. But that’s to be expected when photographing bread.”

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to mak…”

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”