Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.

“Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?”

“No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!”

“But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!

“Suddenly his expression turned to alarm. He sprinted toward us. For a moment I …”

“I sat up in bed. "What did he say?"Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lyi…”

“He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a whitepaper bag…”

“He put his finger to his lips. I'm incognito. Call me Fred.”