COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A PICNIC!

“Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the …”

“Ergo: girls should always make the first move, because (a) they are, on the who…”

“We acknowledge that being the person God made you cannot separate you from God'…”

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”