Comfort is for sissies and unattractive people

“I remember you as the wind that breathes upon the forestThe murmur of leaves ru…”

“I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of f…”

“If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble”

“Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bi…”