Communicating, like undressing someone, can effectively be done with your eyes.

“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleep…”

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be…”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?”