Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% fals…”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. H…”