Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”

“My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty b…”

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppos…”

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to be…”