Critique my better work only, because I want to get better from my best, not better from my worst.

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine …”

“By the time I tell you to start doing something, it’s time for you to stop list…”

“I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.”