Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.

“In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I …”

“I’m not a big car guy. I like compact cars.”

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“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”