Dad hit lecture mode from word one.

“A corner of his mouth quirked up. “I play pool. Shoot hoops sometimes too. Any …”

“Sex everywhere, all the time…One time during training, I actually had to carryb…”

“The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)”

“Meditate, he’d said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker.”