Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I don’t put them in shoes—I store them in glass jars in my basement.

“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think …”

“I found the skeleton of a caveman a few years back. Miraculously, it had skin a…”

“Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.”

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”